Witty Wednesday # 125 Maxine and Pantyhose

In case you wondered I'm still alive and kicking!!!

When I opened an email from Daffy and read this I burst out laughing. Embee wanted to know what had amused me and I told him he would need to wait for WW to see what Maxine has been doing!

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately 
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my 
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, 
and noticed that everybody was staring at me............



........Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod!!!!!!!!

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Pantyhose Riddle



Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it...
Ready?

Scroll down,
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Answer:
10 little piggies,

2 calves,

1 ass,

And an unknown number of hares,

Keep Smiling :)

Archives:
2009: Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day
2008: Memories
2007: Requiem for an old friend

Witty Wednesday #124 Maxine Tip and Signs for Modern Woman

Daffy sent me another Maxine Tip and it's one I must remember! LOL

Always keep several

get well cards on the mantle...
So if unexpected guests arrive,
They will think you've been sick and unable to clean.

I should get some cards up quickly-I could write my name in the dust on my glass shelves!!!
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These signs 'For the Modern Woman' made me chuckle (also from Daffy)

Have a fun day and keep smiling Spring will soon be here!

Archives:
2009: Travel Thursday
2008: Comfort Food for a cold Day
2007: Top 20 Toys of all time

Witty Wednesday # 121 Maxine Cartoons

A few more Maxine cartoons from Daffy

Ha ha I can relate to these!!!!!

Archives:
2007: Evening to Remember
2007: Silent Sunday
2007: None