Witty Wednesday # 125 Maxine and Pantyhose
In case you wondered I'm still alive and kicking!!!
When I opened an email from Daffy and read this I burst out laughing. Embee wanted to know what had amused me and I told him he would need to wait for WW to see what Maxine has been doing!
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me............
........Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod!!!!!!!!
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Pantyhose Riddle
Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it...
Ready?
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Answer:
10 little piggies,
2 calves,
1 ass,
And an unknown number of hares,
Keep Smiling :)Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it...
Ready?
Scroll down,
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Answer:
10 little piggies,
2 calves,
1 ass,
And an unknown number of hares,
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Labels: Maxine, Pantyhose Riddle, witty weds
22 Comments:
Teehee. They always seem funnier over here! Hope Embee thought it was the wait! x
Ok, that one actually made me LOL
Hiya. i haven't posted a comment for ages - my bad!
Hope all is well in your world [waves hello].
You CAN'T blame the iPOd for that blooper! That's a beauty! loving it!!!!!!!
Cyalayta
Mal :)
LOL! NICE TO SEE YOU Hugs xoxoxox
wonders what (or rather who) you're kicking!
That is just hysterical! Technology will be the end of all of us (as I sit in bed typing on my laptop, using my wireless internet, talking to a friend in the UK).
I love the Ipod one Chris. Thanks for the laugh.
funny! I didn't see that end coming.
oohh that gas one is a well a hoot!!! how funny!!
I'm smiling from ear to ear. When I heard the pantyhose joke there was one more animal -- but it was kinda a bad word usage.
loved the ipod.
Can't wait to tell my husband that one. I gave him a nano ipod (*or whatever you call it) for Christmas. He can pin it to his riding shirt when biking.
I really enjoy your blog and haven't heard from you in a bit. Hope all is well.
Saw you at the weather Vane (I think)
This post really made me laugh
we should all share our ideas of just how we handle
This problem
because we all have it (o:
Dear chris. How are you? You've been quiet, so just checking in to make sure you're ok. I miss your posts - I always read even though I'm pretty slack with comments these days. xo
LMM thank you for your concern I'm OK although it's not been a good winter and I've just got out of the habit of blogging. I keep starting posts and then not finishing them. I hope to get the motivation back now that Spring is on its way!
Karisma Hugs back earlier I was catching up reading some of your latest posts (sorry didn't comment)
Came over to check on you & see LMM already did. Glad you are ok.
*shaking me head* LOL
x
Hi Chris, hope you are OK
Hi there, You were one of the first people to leave a comment when I began blogging on Oct. 1, 2007 and I wanted to see if you were still at it....way to go and this post was a hoot.
LOL that was cute.
Hey Chris: Driving along today, it popped into my head that I hadn't heard anything from you in a long time. Hope you and yours are okay or will soon be so..
AC hi thanks for thinking of me. I'm in Dublin at the moment on 'grandma duty'. I have somehow got out of the blogging mode over the winter months. I have neither written or visited any blogs, and I do miss all the news. I'm hoping to get back to it soon.
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