Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Witty Wednesday # 125 Maxine and Pantyhose

In case you wondered I'm still alive and kicking!!!

When I opened an email from Daffy and read this I burst out laughing. Embee wanted to know what had amused me and I told him he would need to wait for WW to see what Maxine has been doing!

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately 
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my 
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, 
and noticed that everybody was staring at me............



........Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod!!!!!!!!
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Pantyhose Riddle



Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it...
Ready?

Scroll down,
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Answer:
10 little piggies,

2 calves,

1 ass,

And an unknown number of hares,
Keep Smiling :)
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23 Comments:

At 24/2/10 22:07, Anonymous daffy said...

Teehee. They always seem funnier over here! Hope Embee thought it was the wait! x

 
At 24/2/10 22:14, Blogger willowtree said...

Ok, that one actually made me LOL

 
At 25/2/10 02:42, Blogger Mal's Team Gherkin said...

Hiya. i haven't posted a comment for ages - my bad!

Hope all is well in your world [waves hello].

You CAN'T blame the iPOd for that blooper! That's a beauty! loving it!!!!!!!

Cyalayta
Mal :)

 
At 25/2/10 11:39, Blogger karisma said...

LOL! NICE TO SEE YOU Hugs xoxoxox

 
At 25/2/10 16:44, Blogger Beccy said...

wonders what (or rather who) you're kicking!

 
At 25/2/10 17:02, Blogger Sandy said...

That is just hysterical! Technology will be the end of all of us (as I sit in bed typing on my laptop, using my wireless internet, talking to a friend in the UK).

 
At 26/2/10 11:28, Blogger Barbara said...

I love the Ipod one Chris. Thanks for the laugh.

 
At 26/2/10 17:41, Anonymous Karmyn R said...

funny! I didn't see that end coming.

 
At 3/3/10 22:36, Blogger Jettie said...

oohh that gas one is a well a hoot!!! how funny!!

 
At 8/3/10 20:19, Blogger Pamela said...

I'm smiling from ear to ear. When I heard the pantyhose joke there was one more animal -- but it was kinda a bad word usage.

loved the ipod.
Can't wait to tell my husband that one. I gave him a nano ipod (*or whatever you call it) for Christmas. He can pin it to his riding shirt when biking.

 
At 11/3/10 03:46, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really enjoy your blog and haven't heard from you in a bit. Hope all is well.

 
At 16/3/10 00:54, Blogger grammy said...

Saw you at the weather Vane (I think)
This post really made me laugh
we should all share our ideas of just how we handle
This problem
because we all have it (o:

 
At 18/3/10 23:22, Anonymous Little Miss Moi said...

Dear chris. How are you? You've been quiet, so just checking in to make sure you're ok. I miss your posts - I always read even though I'm pretty slack with comments these days. xo

 
At 21/3/10 15:13, Blogger ChrisB said...

LMM thank you for your concern I'm OK although it's not been a good winter and I've just got out of the habit of blogging. I keep starting posts and then not finishing them. I hope to get the motivation back now that Spring is on its way!

 
At 21/3/10 15:17, Blogger ChrisB said...

Karisma Hugs back earlier I was catching up reading some of your latest posts (sorry didn't comment)

 
At 24/3/10 14:51, Blogger Bethany said...

Came over to check on you & see LMM already did. Glad you are ok.

 
At 6/4/10 13:34, Blogger MarmiteToasty said...

*shaking me head* LOL

x

 
At 7/4/10 15:55, Blogger Amrita said...

Hi Chris, hope you are OK

 
At 15/4/10 15:36, Blogger Changes in the wind said...

Hi there, You were one of the first people to leave a comment when I began blogging on Oct. 1, 2007 and I wanted to see if you were still at it....way to go and this post was a hoot.

 
At 19/4/10 07:40, Blogger wsxwhx728 said...

IS VERY GOOD..............................

 
At 26/4/10 22:28, Blogger Debs said...

LOL that was cute.

 
At 12/5/10 01:00, Blogger Anvilcloud said...

Hey Chris: Driving along today, it popped into my head that I hadn't heard anything from you in a long time. Hope you and yours are okay or will soon be so..

 
At 16/5/10 20:02, Blogger ChrisB said...

AC hi thanks for thinking of me. I'm in Dublin at the moment on 'grandma duty'. I have somehow got out of the blogging mode over the winter months. I have neither written or visited any blogs, and I do miss all the news. I'm hoping to get back to it soon.

 

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