Witty Wednesday # 125 Maxine and Pantyhose

In case you wondered I'm still alive and kicking!!!

When I opened an email from Daffy and read this I burst out laughing. Embee wanted to know what had amused me and I told him he would need to wait for WW to see what Maxine has been doing!

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately 
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my 
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, 
and noticed that everybody was staring at me............



........Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod!!!!!!!!

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Pantyhose Riddle



Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it...
Ready?

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Answer:
10 little piggies,

2 calves,

1 ass,

And an unknown number of hares,

Keep Smiling :)

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2009: Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day
2008: Memories
2007: Requiem for an old friend