Karmyn's Baby Shower

Today I am very excited because I am going to my first ever Baby Shower~ how cool is that!
Swampy didn't need to cast a spell on me to attend Karmyn's Baby Shower Party. I was very quick to make sure my name was on this VIP list!
Now what pressies should I take to this shower.......well you have to have a cake no party is right without a cake! ........and of course champagne so the happy parents can drink a toast.............when I was emptying our loft I came across this antique old relic...... and thought it might be perfect.....
I can hear you all laughing so don't worry Karmyn, this has gone to the rubbish tip (I would just add I have fond memories of that pram I bought it second hand over 15 years ago for my eldest grandson to use)........How about this instead.........

Kid Kustom "The Roddler' I'm told it's the top of the range and I'm happy to have it customised for you..... for example paint jobs, suede or leather upholstered bucket seats and even brake lights are among extras available!!.....
.....see here for another option...........

I know that you are brilliant parents but I just wanted to give you a copy of the

Ten Child Care Commandments

1. Give continuous, consistent, loving care — it's as essential for the mind's health as food is for the body.

2. Give generously of your time and understanding — playing with and reading to your child matters more than a tidy, smooth- running home.

3. Provide new experiences and bathe your child in language from birth onwards — they enrich his growing mind.

4. Encourage him to play in every way both by himself and with other children — exploring, imitating, constructing, pretending and creating.

5. Give more praise for effort than for achievement.

6. Give ever-increasing responsibility — like all skills, it needs to be practised.

7. Remember that every child is unique — so suitable handling for one may not be right for another.

8. Make the way you show disapproval fit your child's temperament, age and understanding.

9. Never threaten that you will stop loving him or give him away; you may reject his behaviour but never suggest that you might reject him.

10. Don't expect gratitude; your child did not ask to be born — the choice was yours.

Acknowledgements: Hutchinson of London
Pringle, Mia K. London: 1975. The Needs of Children

Oh I almost forgot you will need a bottle of this!!

Castor Oil

please see instructions to make sure that you give birth on my predicted date!


Thank you Swampy for hosting this great party x


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