Witty Wednesday # 98 + Sims 3

I groaned when I got this from Embee:

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu........Ignore it.
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It's just spam.

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Daffy warned me about this:

New Illness to watch out for . . . Anal Glaucoma


A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I can't see my ass coming into work today

Have a fun day.

P.S.
Just wanted to share with you that I have my name in the credits of the new Sims 3 game. Now isn't that cool and it's all down to my dear daughter Sam.

All that needs to happen is for millions of games to be sold around the world-not that anyone reads the credits, but I'll know my name is there. I'll be getting my copy when Sam comes to visit in August.
I wonder if it's a game that will be addictive!!!! Love you Sam..thank you for thinking of your mOum xx

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