Witty Wednesday # 54 Irish dog and Marriage awareness~no connection!

John thank you for these....

Irish dog.

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only his pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,'Father, my dog is dead, could ya' be saying a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think £5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, ' Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic?!'

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Marriage Awareness

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.
This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a 'marriage awareness weekend', Robert and Mary listened to the instructor declare; ' It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your wife's favourite flower?'

Robert leaned over, touched Mary's arm gently and whispered,
'It's self raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Robert's life of celibacy.................................

Hope I've managed to put a smile on your face :)


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