Witty Wednesday # 44

I had a few jokes from Embee this week that I decided I couldn't publish... funny yes but not PC!

However this is one of Embee's that might give you a laugh!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no Number 9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a Number 9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself ~ LOL I'm not publicly admitting to any of these well~OK I did check back on no 9 and the rest I hear you say....well maybe just.. a few others apply.........I wonder if anyone else will own up!!!

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John dared me to publish this one and I'm not one to resist a challenge so before I get into trouble with both my daughter's (Sam Beccy) you can blame John!

Molly The Camel Captain Stanley was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous Sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly The Camel." Captain Stan says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, Captain Stan starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, Captain Stan stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" No, not really, sir.. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are".

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I am taking my mother for another hospital checkup this morning and hopefully we will get confirmation that the leg surgery was totally successful.

UPDATE: I'VE JUST REALISED I'VE RUN WITH THIS FOR A YEAR!
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