Witty Wednesday # 2
This is my second attempt to make you laugh. As many of you will be aware my daughter lives in Dublin and my son-in-law is Irish. I love the warm friendly Irish hospitality and I know they enjoy a good joke.
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost Nearly
30 pounds!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were
going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from all dat f*ckin' 'skippin' " the Irishman said .
I expect you got there before the punch line as I did but it still had me laughing.
Labels: joke, witty weds
posted by ChrisB @ 8:00 am
18 comments
18 Comments:
Wow, I thought that was really funny!!! Thanks for starting off my day on a lighter note!!!!
sabrina you're welcome have a nice day.
Oh dear, I wonder how many Irish you have offended! They'll be out to get you!
Rebecca you told me it would be ok so ~I shall blame you!!
HAHAHA!! Chris,I am laughing every time I come here these days.I love it,hope Irish ppl don't get mad but that was hilarious!
Asha I never intend to offend, I don't think I have any Irish readers. If I do then I'll apologise.
I've got a good one for next Weds.
I'm only teasing Mum, the Irish have a great sense of humour, you ought to hear the jokes they tell about the English!
I did not get it before hand- me and my feeble brain.
really funny!
I'm with Frannie, I didn't get it until the punchline...which was plenty soon enough! Thanks for the giggle, it does a body good!
Now that's funny! Thanks for the smile to start my day! :)
enidd's not getting much time for blog reading, but she's glad she made time for you, chris. thanks for the giggle.
by the way, why are you in german today? enidd certainly weisst nicht.
oh, you're only in german in the comment posting window, not on the actual site. weird.
did you know the german for those letters you type in is wortbestätigung?
frannie, robin, christine glad you all popped in for a giggle.
enidd german - how odd I don't see the same comment window as the readers on my own blog!!
Very funny! i think i've heard it before , but it a good laugh anyway
Have your setting on your computer been changed Enidd?
sally I think most of them have done the rounds probably more than once!
HEE HEE - I did NOT see that one coming. (the worst part it, I think I've even heard that one before!!!)
I didn't see that one comming either. Great joke Chrisb...
karmyn now it's OK for me to forget at my mature age but not you youngsters;-)
my4kids I admit I often don't either.
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