Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Witty Wednesday # 105 Cruise Diary

Thank you for this one Daffy.


Cruise Diary


DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins.What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today... Four times!


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8 Comments:

At 22/7/09 11:36, Anonymous wendishness said...

hahaha a woman after my own heart - taking one for the team ;-)

 
At 22/7/09 12:36, OpenID daffy said...

I do so love that one! I knew that would appeal to your sense of humour! ;o)

 
At 22/7/09 14:03, Anonymous nikki said...

hahahah. I think I snorted!

 
At 22/7/09 16:47, Blogger Amrita said...

My word, what a story

 
At 22/7/09 22:45, Blogger karisma said...

LOL!

 
At 23/7/09 17:52, Blogger john.g. said...

ROTFLMAO! Now pick me up!

 
At 23/7/09 19:44, Anonymous Beckie said...

That's a hoot!

 
At 25/7/09 00:43, Anonymous Grannymar said...

I like it!

 

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