Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Witty Wednesday # 6 11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE



Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They were unable to decide who would let go, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids and for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.

It was suggested that this is SENT THIS TO ALL THE INTELLIGENT WOMEN I KNOW SO THEY CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY! Sorry chaps I don't write 'em and we did have a blonde joke last week!

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18 Comments:

At 9/5/07 09:00, Blogger Beccy said...

Did I send that to you?

 
At 9/5/07 13:15, Blogger Asha said...

LOL!! Enjoy the Wednesday:)

 
At 9/5/07 14:22, Blogger Sabrina said...

Haha! Very clever!

 
At 9/5/07 14:47, Blogger ChrisB said...

beccy it came from an ex-work colleague

 
At 9/5/07 14:53, Blogger Anvilcloud said...

I'm clapping too.

 
At 9/5/07 15:27, Blogger Little Miss Moi said...

Dear chrisb. That's very funny! Good joke.

 
At 9/5/07 16:09, Blogger Princess Banter said...

Hahahaha -- hurray for all women in this world!!

 
At 9/5/07 17:28, Blogger john.g. said...

How can I clap with only one good arm? I feel left out, it's snot fair!

 
At 9/5/07 17:40, Blogger frannie said...

amen, sister!

 
At 9/5/07 17:41, Blogger ChrisB said...

Ac slow hand clap no doubt!!

johng just slap your good hand on the thigh- I also take it from your comment that your nose is still giving you problems hehe!

 
At 9/5/07 19:42, Blogger Emma in Canada said...

That was a good one!

 
At 9/5/07 19:58, Blogger my4kids said...

haha That was good. I needed a good laugh today.

 
At 9/5/07 23:42, Anonymous Karmyn R said...

OH THANK YOU for the laugh today!!!!

 
At 10/5/07 07:09, Blogger Carla said...

Very clever. Thanks for the good laugh.

 
At 10/5/07 07:46, Blogger ChrisB said...

Hi Calra thanks for dropping by. I've been over to visit your blog and hope you don't mind me borrowing the ' which sports car' I'll see you again.

 
At 10/5/07 13:41, Anonymous enidd said...

nice one!

 
At 11/5/07 17:05, Blogger The Artist formerly Known as Purpleworms (!) said...

Great fun! I think many men would agree! (Doesn't it show how fiendish women are in their complaining and ability to trick men?) ;-)

 
At 11/5/07 17:48, Blogger ChrisB said...

wendy we have to have something going for us!!

 

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