Witty Wednesday # 6 11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They were unable to decide who would let go, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids and for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
It was suggested that this is SENT THIS TO ALL THE INTELLIGENT WOMEN I KNOW SO THEY CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY! Sorry chaps I don't write 'em and we did have a blonde joke last week!
Labels: joke, witty weds
18 Comments:
Did I send that to you?
LOL!! Enjoy the Wednesday:)
Haha! Very clever!
beccy it came from an ex-work colleague
I'm clapping too.
Dear chrisb. That's very funny! Good joke.
Hahahaha -- hurray for all women in this world!!
How can I clap with only one good arm? I feel left out, it's snot fair!
amen, sister!
Ac slow hand clap no doubt!!
johng just slap your good hand on the thigh- I also take it from your comment that your nose is still giving you problems hehe!
That was a good one!
haha That was good. I needed a good laugh today.
OH THANK YOU for the laugh today!!!!
Very clever. Thanks for the good laugh.
Hi Calra thanks for dropping by. I've been over to visit your blog and hope you don't mind me borrowing the ' which sports car' I'll see you again.
nice one!
Great fun! I think many men would agree! (Doesn't it show how fiendish women are in their complaining and ability to trick men?) ;-)
wendy we have to have something going for us!!
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