Witty Wednesday # 5 'Blonde' joke
Sorry ladies but this gave me a chuckle and I didn't foresee the punch line:
A blonde rings her boyfriend and says, "please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw and I can't figure out how to get started". Boyfriend asks,"what is it supposed to be when it is finished"? Blonde replies "according to the picture on the box, it is a Tiger". Boyfriend decides he had better go over and help. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies it for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says:- "First of all, no matter what we do, we are not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger" and taking her by the hand continues "Secondly I want you to relax, go and have a cup of tea and then "he sighed" you can help me get all these Frosties back in the box.
Pretty awful I know groan groan !!
Labels: blonde, joke, witty weds
posted by ChrisB @ 7:11 am
24 comments
24 Comments:
Never heard that one.
I'm glad I'm not blonde.
beccy I'm glad I found one you haven't heard before it's pretty awful isn't it
Hahaha! LOL. I'm not normally a fan of blonde jokes, but that one is funny!
All you want now is a brunette joke and a redhead joke, they will be on their way when I find them.
Love
enidd's blonde, so she'll help out, embee.
- what's brown, black and blue?
- a brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
LOLLLLLL!!!! Glad I am not and ever will be a blonde!!!:D
I always laugh at that joke. I can't help myself.
willowtree I know blonde jokes are a bit passé but I'm sure some more will come out of the woodwork!! see enidd's comment for a good one.
embee what about finding some bloke jokes!!
enidd that's a good one
asha now I wonder what I can find to suit your hair (only joking)
nikki I don't know if I hadn't heard it before or if I'm just too forgetful to remember
Example A as to why I thought of dying my hair brown in a previous life!
Enidd- excellent!
lisa all the blondes I know are bright, witty and very intelligent!
Yeah - lets just pick on the stupid women - eh? Give dad what he wants - one sexist joke of each hair colour so that it reiterates oer and over the tired old world male view that women are dumb and men are in control. You know that's what they like to believe.
I thought that one was quite funny actually.
sam you should know dad's sense of humour by now and you know me I would always defend women but this is just a joke that us women can rise above and laugh at it.
emma I laughed at it when I read it.
Thanks for the giggle!
great joke!
thats to funny!
I like Ennids also.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."
WT you've started my day with a laugh.
Oh dear - groan!!!!
It's quite funny though even so!
p.s. AT LAST........... I have answered your challenge of many moons ago!!! See my blog!
ahahahahaha! Where would we be without blondes to brighten our days?
sally definitly groanworthy
mind the gap they're quite amusing but yes there are rather a lot of them so I'll look for something different for next Weds.
Ha! Great, thanks, I have a client that is always telling me Blonde jokes, now I have one for him. ;)
anisopteris Hi thanks for dropping by; call again and you might find some more in the future!!
Post a Comment
<< Home