Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Witty Wednesday # 5 'Blonde' joke


Sorry ladies but this gave me a chuckle and I didn't foresee the punch line:

A blonde rings her boyfriend and says, "please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw and I can't figure out how to get started". Boyfriend asks,"what is it supposed to be when it is finished"? Blonde replies "according to the picture on the box, it is a Tiger". Boyfriend decides he had better go over and help. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies it for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says:- "First of all, no matter what we do, we are not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger" and taking her by the hand continues "Secondly I want you to relax, go and have a cup of tea and then "he sighed" you can help me get all these Frosties back in the box.

Pretty awful I know groan groan !!

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24 Comments:

At 2/5/07 08:21, Blogger Beccy said...

Never heard that one.

I'm glad I'm not blonde.

 
At 2/5/07 08:26, Blogger ChrisB said...

beccy I'm glad I found one you haven't heard before it's pretty awful isn't it

 
At 2/5/07 10:35, Anonymous Willowtree said...

Hahaha! LOL. I'm not normally a fan of blonde jokes, but that one is funny!

 
At 2/5/07 11:58, Anonymous EmBee said...

All you want now is a brunette joke and a redhead joke, they will be on their way when I find them.
Love

 
At 2/5/07 13:32, Anonymous enidd said...

enidd's blonde, so she'll help out, embee.

- what's brown, black and blue?

- a brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

 
At 2/5/07 13:57, Blogger Asha said...

LOLLLLLL!!!! Glad I am not and ever will be a blonde!!!:D

 
At 2/5/07 14:12, Anonymous nikki said...

I always laugh at that joke. I can't help myself.

 
At 2/5/07 14:23, Blogger ChrisB said...

willowtree I know blonde jokes are a bit passé but I'm sure some more will come out of the woodwork!! see enidd's comment for a good one.

embee what about finding some bloke jokes!!

enidd that's a good one

asha now I wonder what I can find to suit your hair (only joking)

nikki I don't know if I hadn't heard it before or if I'm just too forgetful to remember

 
At 2/5/07 14:25, Anonymous Lisa said...

Example A as to why I thought of dying my hair brown in a previous life!
Enidd- excellent!

 
At 2/5/07 15:00, Blogger ChrisB said...

lisa all the blondes I know are bright, witty and very intelligent!

 
At 2/5/07 15:56, Blogger Sam said...

Yeah - lets just pick on the stupid women - eh? Give dad what he wants - one sexist joke of each hair colour so that it reiterates oer and over the tired old world male view that women are dumb and men are in control. You know that's what they like to believe.

 
At 2/5/07 15:58, Blogger Emma in Canada said...

I thought that one was quite funny actually.

 
At 2/5/07 17:03, Blogger ChrisB said...

sam you should know dad's sense of humour by now and you know me I would always defend women but this is just a joke that us women can rise above and laugh at it.

emma I laughed at it when I read it.

 
At 2/5/07 21:17, Blogger Amy W said...

Thanks for the giggle!

 
At 3/5/07 03:22, Blogger frannie said...

great joke!

 
At 3/5/07 06:05, Blogger my4kids said...

thats to funny!

I like Ennids also.

 
At 3/5/07 07:31, Anonymous Willowtree said...

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."

 
At 3/5/07 07:39, Blogger ChrisB said...

WT you've started my day with a laugh.

 
At 3/5/07 11:40, Blogger Sally Lomax said...

Oh dear - groan!!!!

It's quite funny though even so!

 
At 3/5/07 13:28, Blogger Sally Lomax said...

p.s. AT LAST........... I have answered your challenge of many moons ago!!! See my blog!

 
At 4/5/07 18:38, Blogger mind the gap said...

ahahahahaha! Where would we be without blondes to brighten our days?

 
At 4/5/07 19:41, Blogger ChrisB said...

sally definitly groanworthy

mind the gap they're quite amusing but yes there are rather a lot of them so I'll look for something different for next Weds.

 
At 5/5/07 01:50, Blogger anisopteras said...

Ha! Great, thanks, I have a client that is always telling me Blonde jokes, now I have one for him. ;)

 
At 5/5/07 07:35, Blogger ChrisB said...

anisopteris Hi thanks for dropping by; call again and you might find some more in the future!!

 

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