Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Witty Wednesday # 115


My youngest daughter, Beccy, is responsible for this one!


Better than a Flu Shot! 

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'

Hope you all have a good day, I'm lucky enough to be going out for lunch.

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8 Comments:

At 30/9/09 14:03, Anonymous Janis said...

*snort.snort* hahaha...that is too funny. Thanks for sharing.

 
At 30/9/09 14:11, Blogger karisma said...

LOL! Great logic!

 
At 30/9/09 15:42, Blogger john.g. said...

LOL!

 
At 30/9/09 17:15, Blogger Pamela said...

snorts here, too.
Laughing is good medicine, too!
So that is why my prescription says to visit you every Wednesday

 
At 30/9/09 19:05, Blogger Steffi said...

Funny!

 
At 1/10/09 22:24, Blogger Chris said...

OMG haven't laughed out loud at a blog for ages. Brilliant! :-)

 
At 1/10/09 22:41, Blogger ChrisB said...

Janis if I can make people laugh I'm happy.

Pamela laughing is the best medicine :)

Chris this is my main blog the photo one is just a tag on.

 
At 3/10/09 21:49, Anonymous Grannymar said...

Wonderful!

 

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