Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Witty Wednesday # 24


I can't remember who sent me this but I think there is some truth in it, don't know what you think!

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila
and salt and call me over!

Good friends are like stars........
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

*****************************************
I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE
SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE
HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE
IT MEANS S/HE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE
IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE
IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE
IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE
IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE
IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE
IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE
IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION .

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL BECAUSE
IT MEANS I AM WARM.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE
IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING BECAUSE
IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY BECAUSE
IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS BECAUSE
IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL BECAUSE
IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.


Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!
*****************************************
I'm late posting this as I'm a bit under par today. Nothing too serious, let's just say I've spent a lot of time in the bathroom today!!!
Archives:
October 24th 2006: Boston cont.

Labels:

15 Comments:

At 24/10/07 13:27, Anonymous Misslionheart♥ said...

Hope you come out of the bathroom soon!

I've just posted my 'funny'

(Thanks for hosting this, it's fun reading all the jokes!)

 
At 24/10/07 14:12, Blogger thefoodsnob said...

I hope you're feeling better soon.
Great reading, thanks!

Lisa

 
At 24/10/07 15:06, Blogger Asha said...

UH OH!!! Feel better Chris, ate something you shouldn't have?
Great post, always makes my Wednesday fun!:))

 
At 24/10/07 15:17, Blogger ChrisB said...

misslionheart, lisa and asha I'm glad to say I feel much better thank you.

 
At 24/10/07 15:43, Blogger john.g. said...

OH, POOH,liked the last one, and hoe true!

 
At 24/10/07 15:59, Blogger ChrisB said...

john are you referring to my bathroom trips hehe!!

 
At 24/10/07 16:03, Anonymous nikki said...

Hope things get better soon. Down in the dump days are never fun.

 
At 24/10/07 16:45, Blogger Beccy said...

Oh mummy are you ok?

I thought they were rather poignant as opposed to witty this week!

 
At 24/10/07 18:39, Blogger Alix said...

Glad your feeling better now. Great post I love things like this, I was in a bit of a moaning mood today but this shut me up and made me feel good - thanks!

 
At 24/10/07 18:54, Blogger my4kids said...

I hope your feeling better soon!

I've seen these both before and liked them.

 
At 24/10/07 19:03, Blogger ChrisB said...

beccy my tummy still feels tender when I eat but otherwise OK. I also think stress hasn't helped. I know you have been busy so I haven't rung.

Alix thanks for dropping by again.

 
At 24/10/07 19:05, Blogger ChrisB said...

my4kids I keep wondering if I have used some before~ I really will have to check my archives (sometime)!

 
At 25/10/07 04:24, Blogger Pamela said...

too much tequila??

And I'm goiong to be number 5 tonight and think about you being better... before I go to sleep

 
At 25/10/07 08:59, Blogger ChrisB said...

pamela thank you it worked I'm back to normal today thank goodness.

 
At 25/10/07 09:52, Blogger Beccy said...

Skype?

 

Post a Comment

<< Home