Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Witty Wednesday # 90

Thank you Daffy this had me spluttering-love it.


Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.

The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!

Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and

Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen!!
This is supposed to be a true story that Daffy sent me:

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, Charlotte, North Carolina :

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured! them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued...and WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated, nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".


After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

I think we all know the insurance companies are always the winners!
Have a great Wednesday it's all downhill to the weekend :)

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At 18/3/09 09:48, Anonymous daffy said...

I like that daffy! She is a funny bird! :o)

At 18/3/09 09:51, Blogger ChrisB said...

Ha ha she is indeed xx :)

At 18/3/09 11:38, Blogger Mal's Team Gherkin said...

Men? Listen? As if!!!! [giggles at his own manliness] :D

At 18/3/09 12:03, Blogger Asha said...

Hahaha!! Nice one! They NEVER listen to us, do they? He got what's coming to him! ;D

At 18/3/09 12:26, Blogger kitten said...

Those were funny! Thanks for the giggles this morning! :)

At 18/3/09 15:29, Blogger john.g. said...

That last one is brilliant!

At 18/3/09 17:15, Anonymous Karmyn R said...

arson! Good one.....

At 19/3/09 07:17, Blogger Pamela said...

darn lawyers, anyway!


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