Witty Wednesday # 120
It's Raining, It's Pouring
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.
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It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.
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Labels: cartoons, witty weds
posted by ChrisB @ 9:24 am
5 comments
5 Comments:
LOL! Thanx for the morning laugh! All the funnies sent to me in my emails last week were far too rude to post.
Great laughs, but poor lamb - feel guilty for laughing at its fate.
Thanks for the fun laughs!
Hope ur coping OK this week :)
LMAO!!
I wish I COULD LMAO. Then I'd chase these witty wednesdays all over the blogosphere and be able to fit into my smaller jeans.
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