Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Witty Wednesday # 117



I borrowed this from Grannymar
PARROT TALK
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.’

‘What do they say?’ the priest inquired.

They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’

That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed d, Then he thought for a moment.
‘You know,’ he said, ‘I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.’
Thank you,’ the woman responded, ‘This may very well be the solution.’
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, ‘Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!’
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Now what is Embee thinking about sending me this!
Guess The Nationality

American?
Brazilian?
Swiss?
Spanish?
French?
Italian?

All wrong....... POLISH!!!

Don't believe it?

Okay, take a look....







So, what were you thinking?

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10 Comments:

At 14/10/09 10:48, Anonymous grace said...

whatever you were thinking

 
At 14/10/09 12:35, Blogger Beccy said...

me too!

 
At 14/10/09 13:37, Blogger karisma said...

LOL! Well I wasn't thinking sausage!

 
At 14/10/09 14:04, Anonymous Janis said...

Funny joke... and I cant tell you what I was thinking LOL

 
At 14/10/09 16:04, Blogger john.g. said...

Oh, ARSE!!

 
At 14/10/09 17:52, Blogger Pamela said...

I was thinking my prayers had been answered.

snort.

 
At 14/10/09 18:19, Anonymous Beckie said...

I love Witty Wednesday! You KNOW what I was thinking!

 
At 14/10/09 19:21, Blogger Amrita said...

Oh my goodness Chris, you had me gasping for a minute, too funny you are

 
At 14/10/09 21:52, Blogger Valerie said...

lol I wasn't thinking sausage either. lol Hey I wanted to hop over and let you know that I am hosting a Secret Ornament Swap if your interested in signing up. Hope you decide too!

 
At 16/10/09 12:23, Anonymous Grannymar said...

Like the sausage, jokes are made to go around. I am glad to help share the laughter!

 

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