Witty Wednesday # 60 Definitions

Now I wonder why Embee sent me this:-

A man went in and tried to rob a Bank, he was given money and as he was leaving asked one of the Customers standing there, "Did you see me rob this Bank?"

The man whispered back, "Yes I did",

The Robber shot him in the head.

He turned to another couple in the Bank, "Did you see me do this robbery?"

"No Sir I did not," the man replied instantly, "But I know my wife did"

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These arrived in my inbox, from John last week.

Definitions:-

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only things you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

Last one is my personal favourite probably because I have a lot of these!!

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