Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Witty Wednesday # 17

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by



Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

This came from Embee I think he's lowering the tone of this blog !!



At 29/8/07 10:03, Anonymous EmBee said...

I did not publish it I merely passed it on to you for you to be amused. It is your blog to raise or lower not mine!!!! Love

At 29/8/07 10:37, Blogger Barbara said...

I love it.

At 29/8/07 12:27, Blogger Asha said...

LOL!! Embee is a genius to find all these!

At 29/8/07 12:58, Blogger Beccy said...

...and you published it!

At 29/8/07 14:12, Anonymous nikki said...


You said ass.

At 29/8/07 16:12, Anonymous swamp witch said...

I feel much smarter and more cultured just reading this post. Thank you, my friend.

At 29/8/07 16:16, Blogger john.g. said...

Very good!

At 29/8/07 20:15, Blogger Beckie said...

Now THAT was funny! I am still laughing!

At 29/8/07 20:40, Blogger Amy W said...

I have seen these before and they are funny! If only I could use them at work....hmmm...

At 29/8/07 23:05, Blogger Sabrina said...

Oh, I don't even want to think about what my tushie would look like as an emoticon right now!!!! Very funny!!!

At 30/8/07 00:12, Blogger Tiger Lamb Girl said...

Someone sent me these years ago and I had completely forgotten about it. Until now. LOLOL. They crack me up!

At 30/8/07 03:38, Blogger Sam said...

I love the smart ass one!

At 30/8/07 04:16, Blogger la bellina mammina said...

Too funny Chris!

At 30/8/07 07:15, Blogger Pamela said...

next time post the "boobicons"
they are out there, too

At 5/9/07 08:25, Blogger my4kids said... funny.


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