Witty Wednesday # 119 Brooms and Playing Hookey

It seems ages since I published a WW post and I don't think anyone has really noticed. This one came from my friend Daffy



Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

Sounds to me like she's ........been ....sweeping around!!!



OK I can see you groaning.
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So how about this one from Pamela.......

Three employees who work in the same office notice that their boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after he leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, he never calls or comes back, so how will he know?

The 1st was thrilled to get home early. he does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.
The 2nd is excited to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.
The 3rd is also very happy to be home early, but as he goes upstairs he hears noises coming from his bedroom. he quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see his wife in bed with HIS BOSS! Ever so gently, he closes the door and creeps out of his house.

The next day, the other two talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the 3rd if he wants to leave early also, he exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!"

Hope you are smiling!

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