Witty Wednesday # 22 boobicon
I think it might have been Pamela who suggested 'boobicon' for one of my WW well lets Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Mamogram Breasts (_)(_)
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)
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And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked
the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast
in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man. Sorry chaps I didn't write it!!
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Does this apply to any of you! I don't want to offend my readers so I'm certainly not suggesting it does apply to any one I read or maybe there's one...... I wonder who that might be!!!!*********************************************************
Here's a few one liners I found on a wacky wit site you've probably read them before:
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my
knees.
Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
That's all for today folks keep smiling :) :) :) it's good for your health.***************************************************************
So is delurking!!!!!Archives:
October 3rd 2006: Bearing Gifts
Labels: boobicon, delurk, witty weds
posted by ChrisB @ 8:14 am
22 comments
22 Comments:
I had a good one but I couldn't get it to line up in the comments!
Thanks for the laugh mum.
What about "if God had wanted me to swim he woulkd have given me a swimming pool!!!" Love
brilliant absolutely brilliant, gee i am getting to love wednesdays
Love the boobicons.
lol @ the boobicons :-)
LOL!! Great witty Wednesday Chris. I loved all of them!:))
Dear chrisb. Hahaha love the boob.
Those are cute! :)
These are mine (.)(.) saggy breasts. *LOL*
I have always enjoyed the emoticons. I have those Boobicons saved somewhere in my files.
A couple of those jokes had me laughing out loud. That knee one reminded me of the old woman who showed up in the ER because she had a gun shot wound in her knee. When they queried her about the accident - she said she was trying to commit suicide and the book told her to shoot herself behind her left breast.
Terrific, love the boobicons!
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Love it!
I am so emailing you a joke I got today....
Those were very funny! I actually laughed outloud!
WT I'm always looking for witty material!!!
her indoors glad you are hooked :)
debs I can relate to those hehe!!
amy I loved the one you sent me :)
john you love 'boobicons' never!!
pamela I remember that one and having a good giggle :)
I enjoyed the email of the species!!
I enjoyed all of the boob jokes! And the one in the lounge chair? About patience? So me!!!
I love your witty wednesdays!
"Funny, I don't remember being absent minded" totally fits me!
Haha, love the boobicons! And de-lurking to say HELLO!
how about Sore boobs
(x)(x)
Or -
swollen boobs
(H20)(H20)
I will keep in mind that you're always looking for stuff because my sons and husband always have dumb funny things. :)
Those all had me laughing. ;)
Not delurking !! Just stopping by to say hello (sorry, I don't always do that)
Hi SJ glad you dropped in :)
karmyn H20 LOL very funny.
lisa's chaos anything you manage to send my way will be appreciated.
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